about the old man and the old lady on the beach...

It was obscene, actually. But very funny.

We were sitting on a bench on the boardwalk in Vero enjoying ice cream and conversation. Actually, Floyd and Anitarae were enjoying conversation more than I, obviously because they didn't see this public display of indecency. An older couple, rather large people, had just come off the beach and were at a shower station trying to rinse off the sand and salt. They were intent on doing a thorough job and were unaware of onlookers or more accurately probably unconcerned. The lady turned her back to the shower and began to rinse her butt so she pulled out her suit... way out... to let the water flush thoroughly. Then she turned around to get the front side and assisted the water with her hands in both top and lower regions. She was having too good a time if you ask me. At the same time, the man was doing similar gyrations and surely he also got very clean. I guess when you're their age, it doesn't matter. But... if I had videotaped it America's Funniest Home Videos might have rewarded me.