Helpful Hints From Mom
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
(For Daddy)
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
(Here's one for Adam...)
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
(For Daddy)
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
(Here's one for Adam...)
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.
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